Step One: Get in potentially fatal car accident. Step Two: Get body transported to top secret government facility where you're fitted with bionic parts. Step Three: Enjoy your new ability to hand sew really fucking fast with bionic arms. Step Four: PROFIT
Oh, I'm also going to have to be your archenemy. I don't know what my power is yet. The power of being extremely ludicrous? I can turn my t-shirts into shambling animate horrors? I'm working on it.
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branchandroot
We can rebuild her....
Date: 2008-05-12 02:36 pm (UTC)Step Two: Get body transported to top secret government facility where you're fitted with bionic parts.
Step Three: Enjoy your new ability to hand sew really fucking fast with bionic arms.
Step Four: PROFIT
Oh, I'm also going to have to be your archenemy. I don't know what my power is yet. The power of being extremely ludicrous? I can turn my t-shirts into shambling animate horrors? I'm working on it.