Step One: Get in potentially fatal car accident.
Step Two: Get body transported to top secret government facility where you're fitted with bionic parts.
Step Three: Enjoy your new ability to hand sew really fucking fast with bionic arms.
Step Four: PROFIT

Oh, I'm also going to have to be your archenemy. I don't know what my power is yet. The power of being extremely ludicrous? I can turn my t-shirts into shambling animate horrors? I'm working on it.